I'm sitting here with my bags already packed and a couple hours to kill before my flight to Toronto. Already having exhausted my regular internet distractions, I've turned to the Best of Craigslist to fill the time.
So, just to share a few that literally had me laughing my ass off and spewing beer all over the keyboard:
Trading High 5's For Musical Instruments
Apologies, From A Pervert To A MILF
I Stomped On Your Fire, You Choked On A Biscuit
Large Boat For Sale
Thanks For Shitting Your Pants
...but, for all the funny and probably-not-real ones, you find the odd post that seems totally sincere and intelligent, like this one from a middle-age guy asking for style advice to win back the respect of his wife.